1You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 1)
2You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 2)
3Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad
4Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out On Saturdays!
5Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames Even When You're An Old Fart
6Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You
7Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets
8There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness
9Fighting Should Be Done With Fists
10Eat Something Sour When You're Tired
11Look Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings You Idiot!
12People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck
13If You're Going To Cosplay Go All Out
14Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits
15Pets Resemble Their Owners
16If You Stop And Think About It Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa Scary!
17Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes
18Oh Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!
19Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!
20Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!
21If You're A Man Try The Swordfish! If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache So Be Careful
22Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life
23When You're In A Fix Keep On Laughing Laughing...
24Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something
25A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life
26Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It
27Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword
28Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)
29Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!
30Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
31You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least
32Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt
33Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!
34Love Doesn't Require A Manual
35Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance Either
36People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up
37People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
38Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome
39Ramen Shops With Long Menus Never Do Well
40Give A Thought To Planned Pregnancy
41You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title
42You Know What Happens If You Pee On A Worm
43Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are By Just Their Silhouettes Since It Ended A Bit Early We're Starting The Next One
44Mom's Busy Too So Quit Complaining About What's For Dinner
45Walk Your Dog At An Appropriate Speed
46Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature In Here...
47Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?
48The More You're Alike The More You Fight Whatever You Play Play To Win
49A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi
50Pending Means Pending It's Not Final
51Milk Should Be Served At Body Temperature
52If You Want To See Someone Make An Appo First
53Stress Makes You Bald But It's Stressful To Avoid Stress So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway So In The End There's Nothing You Can Do
54Mothers Everywhere Are All The Same
55Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat
56Keep An Eye On The Chief For The Day
57When Looking For Things You've Lost Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It
58Croquette Sandwiches Are Always The Most Popular Food Sold At The Stalls
59Be Careful Not To Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere
60The Sun Will Rise Again
61On A Moonless Night Insects Are Drawn To The Light
62Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys
63The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable
64Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!
65Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious
66Dango Over Flowers
67For the Wind Is the Life
68Like a Haunted House Life is Filled with Horrors
69Please Help by Separating Your Trash
70Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick
71Some Data Cannot Be Erased
72A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant Drive With A Might Attitude
73Think For A Minute Now Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?
74The Manga Writer Becomes A Pro After Doing A Stock Of Manuscripts
75Don't Complain About Your Job At Home Do It Somewhere Else
76In Those Situations Keep Quiet And Cook Red Rice With Beans
77Yesterday's Enemy After All Is Said And Done Is Still The Enemy
78People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People Too
79Four Heads Are Better Than One
80When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off It Looks Like Something's Missing
81A Woman's Best Make Up Is Her Smile
82You Don't Stand In Line For The Ramen You Stand In Line For The Self Satisfaction You Say Kawaii So Often You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff
83Rank Has Nothing To Do With Luck
84Hard-Boiled Egg On A Man's Heart
85Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack
86It's Often Difficult To Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep
87Perform A German Suplex On A Woman Who Asks If She Or The Job Is More Important
88The Most Exciting Part Of A Group Date Is Before It Starts
89What Happens Twice Happens Thrice
90The More Delicious The Food The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad
91If You Want To Lose Weight Then Stop Eating And Start Moving
92Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points
93Even A Hero Has Issues
94When Riding A Train Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands
95Men Be A Madao
96If You're A Man Don't Give Up
97Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third So Everyone Has A Good Time
98Play Video Games For Only An Hour A Day
99Life And Video Games Are Full Of Bugs
100The More Something Is Disliked The More Lovely It Is
101Rules Are Made To Be Broken
102Otaku Are Talkative
103There's A Thin Line Between Strengths And Weaknesses
104Important Things Are Hard To See
105It's All About The Beat And Timing
106Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death
107Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel
108Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
109Life Is A Test
110People Are All Escapees Of Their Own Inner Prisons
111Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing There's Almost A 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella And Hate Yourself For It
112Lucky Is A Man Who Gets Up And Goes To Work
113The Act of Polishing a Urinal Is Like the Act of Polishing One`s Heart / Subtitle Undecided
114When Sweet and Spicy Things Are Switched... / They Say That Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Gives the Taste of Sea Urchin but Really Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Only Gives the Taste of Soy Sauce and Pudding
115Summer Vacation Is The Most Fun Right Before It Begins
116The Older The Wiser
117Beauty Is Like A Summer Fruit
118Even If Your Back Is Bent Go Straight Forward
119Within Each Box Of Cigarettes Are One Or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung
120Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches Once You've Taken A Dish You Can't Put It Back
121Novices Only Need A Flathead And A Phillips
122Imagination Is Nurtured In The 8th Grade
123Always Keep A Screwdriver In Your Heart
124When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating
125Entering The Final Chapter!
126Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through The Written Word
127Sometimes You Must Meet To Understand
128Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone
129Beware Of Food You Pick Up Off The Ground
130Cat Lovers And Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive
131Fights Often Ensue During Trips
132Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks
133Gin And His Excellency's Good-For-Nothings
134Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories
135Before Worrying About The Earth Think About The Even More Endangered Future Of 'Gintaman'
136It's Your House You Build It
13799% Of Men Aren't Confident In Confessing Their Love People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe You Contentious Bastard
138Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While
139Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket
140Beware Of Those Who Use An Umbrella On A Sunny Day!
141Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous
142Life Is A Series Of Choices
143Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand On Two Legs Guts And Glory Are Men
144Don't Trust Bedtime Stories
145The Color For Each Person's Bond Comes In Various Colors
146The Taste Of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special
147All Adults Are Instructors For All Children
148Zip Up Your Fly Nice And Slowly
149When Breaking A Chuubert In Half The End With The Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty To Drink From There
150If You Can't Beat Them Join Them
151A Conversation With A Barber During A Haircut Is The Most Pointless Thing In The World
152The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead Of Another Man
153Sleep Helps A Child Grow
154That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party
155The Other Side Of The Other Side Of The Other Side Would Be The Other Side
156It Takes A Bit Of Courage To Enter A Street Vendor's Stand
157Any Place With A Bunch Of Men Gathered Around Will Turn Into A Battlefield
158If A Friend Gets Injured Take Him To The Hospital Stat!
159If One Orange In The Box Is Rotten The Rest Of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It
160From A Foreigner's Perspective You're The Foreigner. From An Alien's Perspective You're The Alien
161Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times
162Love Is Unconditional
163The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink
164That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal People Who Die Stay Dead
165If It Works Once It'll Work Over And Over Again
166Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One
167Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too
168The Human Body Is Like A Little Universe
169The Chosen Idiots
170And Into The Legend...
171You'll Get Sued If All You Do Is Copy Others You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone
172It All Depends On How You Use The 'Carrot And Stick' Method
173It's What's On The Inside That Counts It's What's On The Inside That Counts But Only To A Certain Extent
174Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Bakayaro'? When A Person Is Trapped Their Inner Door Opens
175People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!
176Countdown Begins
177It's Bad Luck To See A Spider At Night
178Once You're Entangled In A Spiderweb It's Hard To Get It Off
179It's The Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed
180The More Precious The Burden The Heavier And More Difficult It Is To Shoulder It
181Watch Out For A Set Of Women And A Drink
182Screw Popularity Polls
183Popularity Polls Can Burn In Hell
184Popularity Polls Can...
185Hometowns And Boobs Are Best Thought From Afar The Whole Peeing On A Bee Sting Is A Myth. You'll Get Germs So Don't Do It!!
186Beware Of Foreshadows
187It's Goodbye Once A Flag Is Set
188An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End
189It's Better To Take Care Of This Year's Business Within The Year But Once The Year Is About To End You Figure That You Might As Well Put It Off Till Next Year For A Fresh Start. That's How The End Of The Year Goes Radio Exercises Are Socials For Boys And Girls
190When Looking For Something Try Using Its Perspective
191Freedom Means To Live True To Yourself Not Without Law!
192Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues
193Cooking Is About Guts
194Whenever I Hear Leviathan I Think Of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!
195Not Losing To The Rain
196Not Losing To The Wind
197Not Losing To The Storm
198Never Losing That Smile
199That's How I Wish To Be Beautiful And Strong
200Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red
201Everybody's A Santa
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